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| PIECEMEAL JUNE by Jordan Krall (novella, Eraserhead Press, 2008) Kevin lives in a small apartment above a porn shop with his tarot-reading cat, Mithra. He has gotten used to Mithra bringing him things from outside: dead mice, Twinkie wrappers, donut scraps, houseplants, and the occasional rabbit head. But one day, Mithra brings him an ankle... a sweaty piece of rubber-latex shaped like a human ankle. Later, he is brought an eyeball, then a foot. After more latex body parts are brought upstairs, Kevin decides to glue them together to form a piecemeal sex doll. But once the last piece is glued into place, the sex doll comes to life. She says her name is June. She comes from another world and is on the run from an evil pornographer and three crab-human hybrid assassins. Piecemeal June is a reality-bending journey into love, sex, death, and a bizarre parallel world of butchered flesh. Here's what Gina Ranalli, author of CHEMICAL GARDENS and WALL OF KISS had to say about the book: "Bodily fluids drip from the pages of PIECEMEAL JUNE like octopus ink and leave you holding your nose with sticky fingers and wishing you were even half as demented as Jordan Krall." SIGNED COPY: $8.95 + 2.00 s/h in the US. ANNOUCEMENT: As of October 13, 2008, this book is out of stock .. but more are coming soon!! If you placed an order prior to this date, you're fine. If you really can't wait.. just check out Amazon for it. |
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| BIZARRO STARTER KIT (Blue) (Collection, Eraserhead Press, 2008) My novella THE LONGHEADS is in here along with short stories and novellas from Ray Fracalossy, Jeremy C. Shipp, Mykle Hansen, Andersen Prunty, Eckard Gerdes, Tony Rauch, Bradley Sands, Steve Aylett, and Christian TeBorde. Here is a description of THE LONGHEADS: Tommy Pingpong knew it was a mistake sending his partner Jake into the meeting with their boss. Now they were on the run from Peachy, a diaper-wearing gangster who would like nothing better than to kill the both of them. On top of that, the deformed war veterans called the longheads are buying up all the guns in town, planning something big that'll have severe implications for the town of Thompson. BUY THIS BOOK AT AMAZON! SUPPORT BIZARRO AUTHORS! |
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| SQUID PULP BLUES (Novella Collection, Eraserhead Press, Summer 2008) On the surface, Thompson looks like any other blue-collar New Jersey town. But beneath the working-class exterior lies a bizarro world of fetishistic crime, sleazy motels, and squid. In these three bizarro-noir novellas, the reader is thrown into a world of murderers, drugs made from squid parts, deformed gun-toting veterans, and a mischievous apocalyptic donkey. THE COLLECTION INCLUDES... THE HABERDASHER Red Henry Hooper just got out on parole. He meets his friends, fellow small-time criminals Dix Hayden and Grant Minissi, in a cheap motel room to drink a couple beers and perhaps plan another job. Things go sour when Grant takes some bad drugs. Meanwhile, in the next room, strange things are happening that will make Henry’s day even worse: a woman is missing her feet and a notorious local gangster Robert Hapertas (aka The Haberdasher) is on his way. And he’s not pleased. THE LONGHEADS Tommy Pingpong knew it was a mistake sending his partner Jake into the meeting with their boss. Now they were on the run from Peachy, a diaper-wearing gangster who would like nothing better than to kill the both of them. On top of that, the deformed war veterans called the longheads are buying up all the guns in town, planning something big that’ll have severe implications for the town of Thompson. THE APOCALYPSE DONKEY When Simon Palmer took the black envelope from the tall man in the parking lot, he didn’t know that this case of mistaken identity would make his day take such a weird turn for the worst. When the man finally realizes that he gave the envelope to the wrong guy, Simon is thrown into a dangerous cat-and-mouse game that finally leads to a sleazy carnival of squidy violence. |
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